1,500 Jokes Inside
by Tim Dedopulos
in Good Spirits
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Everyone likes a good
joke while they have a drink with their chums in the pub. This book
contains 1,500 superb jokes of all descriptions worth shariing.
Suitable for adults only.
A snake slithers into a
pub and up to the bar.
|An airplane lands at an
airport with great difficult, stopping just short of an accident. When
they arrive at the gate, the captain wipes his brow and says, 'My God,
that's the shortest runway I've ever seen!'
'You're not kidding,' says his co-pilot, looking out the window. 'But
it sure is wide.'
caterpillars good to eat?' asked little Tommy at the dinner table.
'No,' said his father, 'what makes you ask a question like that while
we are eating?
'You had one on your lettuce salad, but it's gone now,' replied Tommy.
The landlord says, 'I'm sorry, I can't serve you.'
'What? Why not?' asks the snake.
'Because,' says the landlord, 'you can't hold your booze.'